You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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