im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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