Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
try to milk me bitch
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