Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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