ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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