there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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