Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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