Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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