i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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