how can u be prego again
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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