my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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