careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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