I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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