We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
