New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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