I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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