At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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