Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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