Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
