What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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