Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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