Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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