Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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