Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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