We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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