Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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