yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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