his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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I need you to use more vowels.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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