You're completely useless in the revolution.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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