just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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