omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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