Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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