When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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