That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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