I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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