I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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