at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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