Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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