My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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