I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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