Welp...herpes.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
