He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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