i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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