look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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