And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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