yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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