Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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