Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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