I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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