Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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