This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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