You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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