i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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