Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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