I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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