Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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