Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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