when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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