Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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