we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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